Gingerbread Boy
Mama (that's me): "Look, Liam, I'm sewing this gingerbread man for your Christmas stocking."
{Happy Pause... I start to round the first leg}
Liam: "Mama, is that a boy or a girl?"
Mama: "It's a boy."
Liam (concerned): "You're sewing through his private parts?"
Mama: "......?"
Liam (laughing): "Mommy, you're sewing his private parts!!!"
Mama: "I don't think gingerbread boys have private parts."
Liam and Aria in unison: "Yes, they DO!"
Really, what do you say?
{Happy Pause... I start to round the first leg}
Liam: "Mama, is that a boy or a girl?"
Mama: "It's a boy."
Liam (concerned): "You're sewing through his private parts?"
Mama: "......?"
Liam (laughing): "Mommy, you're sewing his private parts!!!"
Mama: "I don't think gingerbread boys have private parts."
Liam and Aria in unison: "Yes, they DO!"
Really, what do you say?